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The Captain Ron

The Captain Ron

$60.00 USD
$60.00 USD
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"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there."
Just like the man, the myth, the one-eyed legend himself, The Captain Ron polo doesn’t take life too seriously—but it definitely knows how to make an entrance. With breezy blue and white stripes and a relaxed, performance-ready fit, this polo is made for bad decisions, good stories, and maybe a little golf in between.

Whether you're navigating the front nine or a Caribbean mishap, you'll stay cool, confident, and slightly questionable in all the right ways.

Features:

  • Blue & white stripes worthy of open water

  • Lightweight, moisture-wicking fabric

  • Poly-spandex blend for all-day stretch

  • Tailored for guys who don’t read the manual

Warning: May cause spontaneous island adventures and unsolicited leadership roles.

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