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The Phrenetic Zip

The Phrenetic Zip

$55.00 USD
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“The Gang Gets a Quarter Zip.”

Inspired by the chaotic brilliance of Philly's favorite degenerates, The Phrenetic Zip is what happens when high-performance golfwear gets drunk at Paddy’s, screams at the Birds, and still manages to drain a 10-footer for par. This lightweight quarter-zip is perfect for fighting off the chills at the tailgate, arguing with your uncle about Hurts vs. McNabb, or blacking out mid-round and waking up on the 17th green.

Made for fast talkers, fist pumpers, and fans who yell “Go Birds!” at weddings, The Phrenetic Zip keeps your swing loose and your vibe looser. Moisture-wicking, stretch-flex fit, and just enough insanity to get banned from an Applebee’s.

Wear it like you just won the D.E.N.N.I.S. System Invitational.

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